I am now imagining this exchange in a future Community episode.

• Abed:

  Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.

• Jeff:

  Why's that?

• Abed:

  It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.

• Jeff:

  Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!

• Abed:

  No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.

• Jeff:

  This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.

• Dean Pelton:

  *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!