February 2012
I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
Overweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Awesome, you're so inspiring for young ladies. Everybody should feel beautiful no matter what size they are!
Underweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Eww, you're gross! Stop promoting eating disorders and go eat a burger instead. Don't you know guys don't like skeletons?
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Did you ever look at yourself and wonder why you became who you are?
Did you ever think you did it all wrong?
Working 48hours this week.
I don’t even care. I need the money like a fat kid with diabetes needs insulin.
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I'm so glad he's in Montreal this week.
A WHOLE FREAKING WEEK WHERE I GET TO WEAR MY UGLY UNDERWEAR, NOT PUT ON MAKEUP, AND SIT AROUND IN SWEATS ALL THE TIME.
Letting my body rest from all the artificial harm I put it through.
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Every stone I threw, went a mile and never hit you.
After hours searching, I found where it had fallen to.
Picked it up, arms wound tight, I threw once more, having set my sight.
Yet once again, my muscles ached, and you stood tall, your spirit wide awake.
My hurls were only hurting me; This, took me a thousand throws to see.
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You blew me away.
I saw a side of you last night that made me realize more than ever how amazing you are. You have the most beautiful soul I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing. You’re kinder than words could describe, sweeter and more thoughtful than I could have ever imagined.
You are extraordinary. There isn’t a single part of me that could have expected what I saw in you last night. Your...
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The lonely world I traveled, brought me down the path to you. The awkward silence in me, made a sound that spoke the truth. The everlasting night, it came and went, morning brought the light. The only memory I cherish will always be the you I knew.
Knowing everything will end, Seeing down the road so clearly, Thinking of all future regrets, I’m walking towards them slowly, freely.
Smiles...
“Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
– Oscar Wilde (via letusbeinfinite)